I wish...
... there was a place where I could go when I have a broom crush crash.
St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
IF YOU ARE UNSURE WHERE TO GO, INCAPABLE OF NORMAL SPEECH OR UNABLE TO REMEMBER WHY YOU ARE HERE, OUR WELCOME WITCH WILL BE PLEASED TO HELP.
- ARTEFACT ACCIDENTS… Ground floor Cauldron explosion, wand backfiring, broom crashes, etc.
- CREATURE-INDUCED INJURIES… First floor Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.
- MAGICAL BUGS… Second floor Contagious maladies, e.g. dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrojungulus, etc.
- POTION AND PLANT POISONING… Third floor Rashes,regurgitation (uncontrollable), etc.
- SPELL DAMAGE… Fourth floor Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied charms, etc.
- VISITORS’ TEAROOM AND HOSPITAL SHOP… Fifth floor
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